1 Bacha Dabang dekh kar aya.
School mein sir: Tumhare saare answer galat hain marks dain to kahan?
Bacha: Kamal Karte Hain Master Ji.
Marks He To Mang Rahe Hain,
Chup Chap De Do Warna Thapar Maar K Bhi Le Sakte Hain.
Sir: Begairat
Bacha: Begairat Se Yaad Aaya,
Aap K Papa Kaise Hain?
Sir: Nikal ja meri class se
Bacha: Chup Chap Se Marks De Do
Warna Answer Sheet Me Itne Ched Karenge K Confuje Ho Jaoge K Marks Kahan Dein Or Zero Kahan Dain :D
CA ki Wife: Eji,Ye Inflation kya hai?
CA:Earlier you were 36-24-36;now 42-40-48.
Ab Tere paas pahle se sab zyada hai,fir bhi teri value kam hai.
Ye hai INFLATION. ;)
Teacher: Translate Into English, Inn Barisho Se Dosti Achi Nahe Faraz
Kaccha Tera Makan Ha Kuch To Khial Kar
Santa: Friendship With These Rains Not Good Faraz
How Cheap Is Ur Home, Behave Yourself!!!
Grand father to Grand son: Go hide! Your teacher is here because you bunked school today!
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Grand Son: NOOoooooo ,,,,You go and hide I told her I'm on a leave because you passed away today
Pita:-Agar tu fir exam me fail hua to mujhe papa mat bolna.
Aftr exam -
papa-how is ur result?
SON-Dimag ka dahi mut kr RAMLAL,tune papa hone ka haq kho diya.
Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi ?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi" :D
Bhikhari: Sahab, 1 rupaya day do.
Sahab: Kal aana, kal doon ga
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye phansay huye hain
Santa Ki Biwi Bhaag Gaee.
3 Dinoon Kay Baad Wapis Aaye.
Santa Gussay Say Bola "Ab Kya Lainay Aae Ho"
Biwi Boli: "Main Apnay Mobile Ka Charger Bhool Gaee Thi"
Gabbar: Ye Hath Mujhay Dai Day Thakur!!!
Thakur:Lele! Mere Hath Lele, Basanti Ke bhi Hath Lele, Jay Veeru Ke bhi Hath Lele, Octopus Ban Ja Kaminay!!!
Gabbar: O yaar , Tu to Emotional Ho Gaya