Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne baray ho gaye ho :O
Beta: Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha :D :P hahahahahahahahhaaa
Proposal of a 3rd class boy to 9th class girl.
Boy: I love you. ?
Girl: Stupid I m older than you. :@
Boy: I m madly in love with you :(
Girl: Get lost :/
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Boy: Didi Plz :P:D
boy: pen ha?
girl: nahi ha.
boy: pen ha pen?
girl: kaha na nahi ha.
[thori der bad]
boy: pen ha pen?
girl: kitni bar kahun nahi ha.ab dobara pucha to hathore se sar phor dungi.
boy: hathora ha?
girl: nahi.
boy: acha phr pen ha? pen???
Tofani Barish me admi pizza hut pe Pizza lene aaya.
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Waiter: ap married ho ?
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Admi: Khud socho aisay tufan me konsi maa apne betay ko pizza lene bhejegi ?.:D:D:D
1 Man tO Another: Yar APp Ka Kutta to Bilkul Sher Jesa Hai..
Kya Khilatay Hain Isay ?
Dosra: Yar Yeh Kameena Sher Hi Hai..
Bus Pyar Wyar K Chakkar Main Par Gaya hai..
Is Liey Shakal Kuttay jesi hOwi vi Is Ki :P :P
1 Molvi Taqreer Ker Raha Tha: Logo Kisi ki Aurton ko Matt Dekha Karo. In k Badlay Tumhain Jannat Mein Hoorain Milain Gi
Ye Boltay Boltay Thora Jazbati Hogaya
Phir bola: Main Tumhain Hoor ki Kya Misaal Doon?
Rasheed Ki Biwi Ko He Dekh Lo,
Hoor Hai Hoor :-D
A sweet Ans by child in school admission interview. .
Teacher: Wt's ur Mother's name?
Kid: Abi naam nai lakha hai, Bash Pyal shey "Mama" Buattta hu... :))
Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai?
Dukandaar: 1500
Girl: "Uff"
or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?
Dukandar: "uff"+"uff" .
Teacher stdnt se: khali jga pur kro,
900 choohe kha kr Billi _____chali.
Stdnt:900 chohe kha kr Billi slow slow chali.
Teachr (Ghusse se):khare ho jao,mazaq krte ho.
Stdnt: mis ye B maine Aap ka dil rkhne k lye keh dya wrna 900 chohay kha kr Billi ka Baap b nahi chal skta :P