1 Molvi Taqreer Ker Raha Tha:
Logo Kisi ki Aurton ko Matt Dekha Karo.
In k Badlay Tumhain Jannat Mein Hoorain Milain Gi
Ye Boltay Boltay Thora Jazbati Hogaya
Phir bola:
Main Tumhain Hoor ki Kya Misaal Doon?
Rasheed Ki Biwi Ko He Dekh Lo,
Hoor Hai Hoor :-D
1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi par tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)
"A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
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It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"..!! :D
Gabbar-Kitne Admi the?
Kalia- Sarkar 2
Gabbar= Mujhe ginti nahi Aati,
2 kya hota h?
Kalia- 2, 1 ke Baad Aata h.
Gabbar- Or 2 k pehle?
2 k pehle 1 Aata h.
Gabbar- To bich me kaun Aata hai?
Kalia- Bichme koi nahi Aata
Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi Aate?
Kalia- 2, 1 k bad hi aa sakta h
Q ki 2,1 se bada hai..
Gabar- 2, 1 se Kitna bada hai?
Kalia-Kutte...!
goli marni hai to mar de, Tera namak khaya hai,
CHAWANPRASH Nahi...;)
A Heartbroken Lover's Emotional Line Turned Into A Joke By His Frnds... .
Lover :- "Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.... "
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Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi.....??? ;-) HaHaHa ;)
2 men in a wedding function:
1st - Lo..!! kuch din phle hi godi me
kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai
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2nd - Aap dulhan k baap ho..?
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1st - Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS xD :p
Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......
Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......
Sardar:
Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha.......
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Na Soneya Na.....:P :P
News Reporter Emran Hashmi se agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge ?
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Emran: Ravan
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God : wo Q ?
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Ek munh se Kiss kar kar k thak gaya hu...;) ;)
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho
Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Teri Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... :-P ;->
Bhik deta nai ha aur agay say batain karta hai: :-P ;-)