Police ne car Roki Or kaha:
Ye Safety week Hy
.
Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye
.
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
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Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?
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Driver: Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.
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Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.
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Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
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Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
.
Bhai: Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?. :))
Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se
kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala
utha dijiyega, main na jagu to
jabardati utar dijiyega.
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to
patiala subah nikal gaya tha...!
Ladka TTE ko gaaliyan dene
laga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha apko
galiyan deraha hai aur aap
chup chap sun rahe ho..!!
.
TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki...
.
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Subah jisko maine Zabardasti
utar diya hai Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga..! :P
Teacher- Nalayak class me
din bhar ladkiyo k saath itni baate
kyu karta ha
.
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.
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Boy:-Madam mai garib hu
mere SMS free nahi hai .:-D
Aurat: Baba Gee Mera Shohar Saari Saari Raat Ghar Se Bahar Rehta Hai...!
Baba Gee: Ye Information Hai Ya Invitation... :D :P :P
Breaking News:
With so many exotic locations shown in the movie Agent Vinod, the name of the movie has officially been changed to :
Travel Agent Vinod!!!
Ladka ladki pedd ke niche bethey theyy..
UNCLE: Beta, kya yehi humari sanskriti hai?
LADKA: Nahi uncle, yeh to Anjali hai.. aap kisi aur pedd k niche dekhiye!!
Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!!
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Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..?
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Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!!
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Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi Se Kripa Ruki Huyi Hai.
Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Muh Maaro..!!
Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!!
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P:D
Teacher : hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P:D