Pathaan chilkay samait KELA khaa raha tha!
Sardaar:
Iss ko cheel tou lo
Pathaan:
Cheelney ka kiya zarurat hai
Humko yaqeen hai iss K andar KELA he hai.
10 doctorz aur 1 engineer
Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue
The....
Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1
Aadmi Ko Chhodhna Hoga....
engineer Ne Kaha
Apni jaan Ki
Qurbani Me Deta Hoon...
Taaliyan.....
Ye Sun Kar Sb doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage, aur kar diya sardaaro wala kaam lol :D
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski "BEHAN" ho..!
Beti-- mom he's jst a frend!
Maa-- hum ne duniya dekhi hai beta!!!
2 litre petrol jalaa ke ghar aanewala jst frend nahi hota :D
Only a Man understands another Man..
Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch
Shopkeeper- Sir wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhau...!!!
Girl :- Aj Daddy Ne Mujhe Tumhare
Sath Bike Pe Dekh Liya :(
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Boy :- Shit Fer Kya Bole Voh?????
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Girl :- Bus ki Ticket ke Paise Vapis le Liye!
Hamari Family Bahut Hi Strict Hai
SIR-'GANGA' Kahan Se NikaLti He & Kaha MiLti He?
Santa- Sir GANGA SkuL Ke Bahane Ghar Se
NikaL Kar MANDiR Ke Piche KAALU Se MiLti He..
A Suicide Bomber Entered in a Pet Shop and Yelled: "Everyone has 1 Minute to get Out!"
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Turtle: "Kameenayyyy".. :-@
Air India ki flight ka Pilot announcement ke baad MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya.
Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola:
"Main pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga..."
Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF karne bhaagi, aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se takra kar gir padi.
Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh Bola:
"Beti, araam se ja... Suna nahi, pehle sahab coffee piyenge!:D