Ek ladki party me ek ladke se: kya aap mere
face se ek cheez hata sakte ho
Ladka khush ho kar,
puri excitement se bola-kya??
Ladki-apni kutte jaisi nazar..
Doctor: Mrs.Tania gud news 4 U
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Grl: Wht do u mean by Mrs? I'm
Ms.Tania
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Doctor: Ms Tania bad news 4 U
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Jinhe samjh me aya wo LIKE kren...Baki ja kar Pogo dekhein
Teacher- Isko Hindi me translate karo..
Hey frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl is standing there..
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Student : Wo Dekho saalo , Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai....
:P:D
Teacher- X married Z,who was twice his age,left her,started dating Y who was half his age..
Whts d age of X?
Stdnt-I dn knw d calculations bt 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan......:):D
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Santa says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D
2 studnts cheating karne hi
walethe ke
Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
kya
pucha?
.
...
Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan
ka
capital
kya hai..
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Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya?
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Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko
danta
tha k
abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab
na
"TOKYO" ;) :P :D
student n frndship always rockssss!!
Exam me ek Studnt copy pe Flowers bna rha tha.
Sir:- Ye kya! Flowers kyu bana rhe ho?
Studnt:- Ye flowrs Meri "Yaddasht ko dedicated hai jo abi-abi guzr gyi''
Pathan ne Garment Shop kholi
Usi me Estate Agency b kholi
Shop k samne Tandur b lga liya
Aur Shop ka naam rakha
"Roti, Kapra or Makaan
Sb dega ye Pathan" :D
Teacher: physics ki definition kro?
Students: pura nai ata akhir se todha yad hai
Teacher: ok sunao
Students: "and this is called physics.." :D