Santa: What is difference
between coffee shop & wine shop?
Banta: coffee shop is the starting point of love
and wine shop is last point of love..:P:P:D
Sasur damaad se :-
6 saal me 6 bachche
Ye kya Mazaak hai ??
:: Damaad Santa :-
maine aap se pehle hi kaha tha
Garib zarur hu par Aapki beti ko
kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga. .. .:P :D
Pathan ko gali main se 1000 ka note mila jis pe likha tha " Eid Mubarak "
Us ne bhi apni Jaib se 1000 ka dosra note nikala aur wahin rakh diya aur uper likh diya " Khair Mubarak " :-O :-P
"Jackie Chan's wife dies 1 year after marriage.
Santa tries to console Jackie bt not sure wat to say.
Suddenly blurts, " hota hai yaar..Chinese thi, Aur kitna chalti..!
KG girl & boy
.
.
Boy :- Can i kiss ur hand.
.
Girl :- why ? R my lips poisonous ?
.
Boy :- ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai..:-/ :-P
Miss : Aj Tum Late Q Ay?
School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki?
bacha:
... .
.
.
Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo .
Dost SHAK krty Hain.... xD
Teacher shock
student Rockssss:D
1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa
Malik:Kon Hai Waha?
Chor:Miyaaaun!
Malik:Kon Hai?
Chor:Miyaaunn
Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee??
Chor: Kamine Billi Hun Billi..
Dost: Oey to larki deakh aya? Kysi hy?
2 dost:
haan yara rang sy kaali aur kaan sy kam sunti hy
dost: zara english main batao.
2 dost:
yara BLACK-BERRY hy. :-D :-D
Miss: itne Din se Kahaan they ?
.
.
Student: Bird Flu Hogayaa tha
.
Miss: per ye to Parindon Main Hota hai
.
.
Student: Saali tu ne Insan Samjha
he Kab hai Roz to Murgaa Bana deti haii :p :P