Mukesh Ambani :- Agar mai subah se apni car me
niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi
nahi dekh sakta
Santa - Hamare pas bhi pehle aisi khatara
car thi.. humne to Bech di.!!
Ek Din Ek Murgi Bazaar Mein Anda
LeneKe Liye Gayi Shop Par Jaakar
Usne Kaha: " Bhai Ek Anda Dena "
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Dukandar Ne Hairan Hokar Puccha
Ki: " Tune Ande Ka Kaya Karna
Hai? "
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Murgi Boli: " Mere Pati Ne Kaha Hai
Ki 2 Rs Ki Cheez Ke Pichhe Tu Apna
Figure Na Kharab Kar :P :D
Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth
Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya
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To Kya?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya. =P
After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko" :D :P
Boy: Mummy Hum Diwali ke Saare PATAKHE Is Dukan Se lenge.
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Mom: Beta Ye Dukan Nahi Hai GIRLS HOSTEL Hai.
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Boy- Par Papa To Kehte He Ki Yaha 1 Se 1 PATAKHE Hai.. :O =D :D :P
Ek Ladki interview denay gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai
jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ??
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Ladki : bike !
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;)
chAlo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres
hotay
hain ??
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Ladki : car !
Boss : nhi, toyota car :D
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Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka
jawab de.! :@
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Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney
mai white hai aur beech mai kala
anda hai.....??
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Boss : hehehe !! Ankh.
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Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki
ankh:P =D :D
Santa- Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo teri bhabhi ke dil par ja lage?
Banta- Goli maar de. . .
1 Dost:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Dost:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Dost:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)
Adam khor baap beta shikaar pe gae
Ek patli si aurat ko dekh kar beta: Papa isay kha lain?
Baap:
Nahin is se hum dono ka pait nahin bharey ga
Agay gae to ek moti aurat nazar aai
Beta: Papa isse kha len?
Baap: Nahin, iss me fats bohat hain, cholesterol barh jae ga
Bhook se nidhal bachay ko ek bohat pretty larki nazar aai
Beta:
Papa ye bilkul theek hai isse kha lete hain
Baap:
Nahin beta
isse ghar le jaate hain
or
Teri Mummy ko kha lete hain. :D :-D