Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
Magic..??
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Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!!
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Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: Akbar gay tha!!!
Teacher: How???
Student: Sabne suna hai...
Laila - Majnu
Heer - Ranjha
Adam - Eve
Sohni - Mahiwal
Mirja - Sahiba
& Only...
Akbar - Birbal!!! DOSTANA...
hahahhaha
Girl:
Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kissi ne nahi kiya ho.
Boy:
(slapped d girl)
kamini, i luv u..
Kutti,
Saali,
Shaadi kar mujhse aur tabah karde mujhe!! .. :d :O
Dr- Which soap do u use????
Santa- Bajrang da soap,
DR- Toothpaste ???????
Santa- Bajrang da paste,
DR- Shampooo??????
Santa- Bajrang da shampoo
Dr- Is Bajrang an international company??????
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Santa: No,
Bajrang is my room mate........:-)
Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb
Me Hath Kyu Dala?
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Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye
Thi.
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Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang
Sakte The.
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Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Baat Nhi
Karta... :D
Ladki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Ladka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai...
suppose karo...
ladka=cement
Ladki=rait
love = pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
Ladki (hans ke) : Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdoor lagta hai
Teacher sent a note home
to his mother, saying :
"Your son seems to be a
very bright boy,but spends
too much of his time
thinking about girls. "
The mother wrote back
the next day :
" If you find a solution,
please advise.
I have the same problem
with his father!" :-D
Wife to judge:
Mujhe is se aur kuch nahi lena. Bus ye mujhe usi hal me chor de jis hal me mai isko mili thi.
Judge:
Tum kis hal me is ko mili thi?
Wife: Bewa :D
GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain?
BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
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SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)