Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Wife: Mehman a rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai
Husband: Jab wo aen to kitchen me 1 bartan girana Me pochu to kehna QORMA girgaya phir dosra girana kehna BiRYANi girgai. Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le ao Mehmano k ane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai
Husbnd: Kia hua?
Wife: Daal hi gir gai :O
Teacher student se:
"Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?"
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho
ge?
Studnt:-
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"Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai":P
Student Rocxxx ...
Teacher shocxxx.. :D
Girlfrend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha swthrt
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Frend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k
tujhe koi aur topic nhi milta
kya mood kharab karne k liye
kamine :D :D saala meko kya
pata tha ki english ka paper
hai . .main to History padh k
gaya tha :/ :/ :/
A boss was telling an applicant
the two main rules of the
company
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He said, "Our 2nd main rule is
cleanliness.
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Did you wipe
ur feet on the mat
before coming in?"
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The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I
did."
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Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is
trustworthiness.
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There was no mat!" :-P
A couple in train
GIRL: My head is paining
Boy kissed her head,
GIRL: My neck is paining
Boy kissed her neck.
OLD Man :Beta loose motion ka bhi ilaaj karte ho? :P :D
Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong
tha,
bus me ja rha tha
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Conductor - Bhaisahab Ticket
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Pahalwaan - ham Ticket nahi liya krte
Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuchkar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aor gym join kar
liya. . .
Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta
aur pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete
Aise 6 months nikal gye. . .
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda
ho gya . . .
Agle Din conductor - Bhai ticket lele
Pahalwaan - Hum ticket nhi lete
Conductor - chaati dikhate hue"Q nhi leta
bey ?"
Pahalwaan - Pass banwa rkha hai, isliye
nhi leta :D:D :-P
1 admi shadi ke liye marriage
bureau gaya
Office band tha aur bahar
notice laga hua tha:-
"1 baje se 3 baje tak office
band rahega...
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...TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH
LEIN" !! :P
46 saal ka SALMAN KHAN ladki dekhne gaya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!
Hosh aya
waja puchi
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boli- 21 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha,,:O
lolz :P :D :P