Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:" Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi..." :P
Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka: Aapna license dikao.
Santa: Nahi hai.
TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.
Santa: Nahi.
TP: Kyon?
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
Santa: Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..
Santa: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain...
Aaj k bacche - Ek baccha baap ke saamne
Cigarette pi raha tha.
Ek Aadmi: Oye Baap ke Saamne
Cigarette Pi raha hai be ?
Baccha: Toh baap konsa Petrol Pump he Jo Ud jaega..:-x:-D
Bolti band :-x:-|:-D :P
Dost :- are yar ye nya mobile kb liya?
pappu :- liya nhi..
apni girlfrend ka uthaya hai.. ;-)
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Dost :- kyun..?
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pappu :- are yar vo mujhe roz kahti thi !!
tum mera phon nhi uthate ho !!
Aaj maine mauka dekh k utha liya... lolzzzzz :) =D :P
Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya.
Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li:P
Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the?
Pappu: nahin to.
Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Pappu: aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai..
RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to
kya karoge ?
Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?
Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?
Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki takkar
rok dega ?
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. Pappu:- Jee nhi,
wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi
dekhi....P :D
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno, Bhaag aaj teri Basati ki izzat ka sawal
hai.
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Dhanno: Kamini
tujhe apni padhi hai.
Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar
ke 10 ghode pade hain :-P =D
1 Pathan English Seekhny Engliman k
pass gya... ^_^
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2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy
Engliman ka...
Call aaya. !!! B|
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Pathan: Who is Speaking? O.o
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Engliman: Lala Hum Bolti hai jackson.... xD :P
3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were
drunk so he started the engine &
turned it off again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money
&
the 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!".