Once a group of men went to
tirthyatra.
Their guru said dont get
distracted if u see a beautiful girl
... just close ur eyes n say 'HARI OM'.
They started sayin 'HARI OM'
evertyme they saw beautiful gurl
2-3 days later one of them said
'HARI OM'..
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every one's reaction was
"kahan hai, kahan hai".... :P :P
Larka dost se - yar mey ney apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker ke gift de di
Dost Thapar maar kar- kamine Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gai hey.
:D ;-)
Ek Bhikhari: Arey yaar ! Koi meri CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni BIKE yahan rakh gaya
Dusra Bhikhari : Abe tu to Luut gaya yaar ! Ye to PETROL se chalti hai :P :D
Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
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Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya..
Pappu:"Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-
Behan Ho.. ??
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Ladki:"Pehle 3 Thay Ab 4 Ho
Gaye... :p :D :D :O
Santa: Mere paav me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: Videsh yatra ka yoghe
Santa : Hath me.
Jyotishi: Paise aane ka yog he.
Santa: Pet me.
Jyotishi: Swadisht bhojan ka yog he.
Santa: Mathe pe
Jyotishi: Abe khujale ... doctorke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h
Unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai.....
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Married Man: Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi :D
Teacher:" Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do,
usko 200 ki Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher:" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:" Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante... :p :O :D
Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho ??
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Awesome reply by girl :
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To kya 2-4 peg k liye gender change karwau..?:p ;)
Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Patient: Pehle se ziada kharab hai
Dr: dawai khali thi?
Patient :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Dr: I mean dawai le li thi?
Patient :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.
Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
Patient : nahin ji dawai lal thi.
Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
Patient : nahin ji peeliya tu mujhe tha.
Dr:Pagal dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
Patient :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
Dr. Sahab Main theek tu ho jaun ga na. :o