Ek Accident huaa Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka
nahi mil raha tha!
usne bahut koshish ki par kucch b nhi dekh paya Pappu dimaag laga kar bola
Ye mera BAAP hai...
Bheed pichhe hati ,, ,
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To dekha KUTTA maraa
pada tha :-D
Customer: yeh cow kitney ki
he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal
main 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or yeh cow kitne ki
he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or yeh 2
saal
main 5 bchey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti
kiyon
he jbke ye tou saal main 5
bachy
deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER
bhi
koi cheez hoti he.
Newly married women apni mom ko call
krti h ,,
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women : mom, kal raat meri unse
ladaai ho gayi ,, .
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mom - Koi baat nahi, Ye to pati
patni ke beech hota hi hai ,,
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women - Wo to thik h mom, par ab
laash Ka kya Karu ?
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mom - OLX pe bech de. . .
In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks
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Doctor- I will sleep now.
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CA- I want to work on internet.
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Architect- I will watch movies now.
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Engineer:- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!! :p ;)
Bachi: Dadi Kia aap K dant hain?
dadi: Nahi Beta Meray to saray daant Toot gaye!!
Bachi: Acha To Phr meray saray AKHROT Ap smbhal k rakh lain
me Aa ker lay Loon Gee :P
santa went to court
JUDGE: "Order ! Order !"
santa: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE: "Shut Up !"
santa :"No,No..7-Up! .. :p :O
A Naughty Answer given by a girl
when asked-How you feel when sum1
gives u a flying kiss?
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G!rl -"I feel bo.yz r lazy...;)
1 Professor Shadi shuda logon ko Lecture de rha tha.
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Prof: Ap logon ma se kon chahta hai k Uski Biuwi Challaak ho jay??
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Sub logon main se sirf 1 Aadmi ny Haath uthaya.
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Prof: Acha to Aap Chahte hain k Aap ki B.V chaalaak ho jaye??
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Aadmi: Kya???
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Aadmi: Main smjha Hallaaak (Mar jaye) ho jaye.... = P = D
True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!! :p :D