Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I
Love You
Kaha..
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Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke
Chanta Maara Aur
Boli:
KYAA BOLAA ???
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Santa Rote Hue Bola:
Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi
To Chantaa Kyon Maara???? :'( :P
Teacher: Apka Beta Fail Ho Gaya Hai Or Ap
Ladu Khila Rahe Ho.
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Neta Ji: 50 Bacho Ki Class Hai,Pass Sirf 5
Hueye Hai,Aur Fail 45 Majority To Mere
Bete Ke Sath Hai Na....
98 years old rich man married 18 years girl.
Media askd d girl: "Aapne inme shadi k liye kya dekha?"
Girl:-Ek toh inki
"in-come"
aur dusre inke
"din-come" :P :P
Mom :Beta haath jal gaya, toothpaste lana
Me : No, maa. Mere toothpaste me namak hai. Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya.
Pappu dialling a phone number,
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A computerized female voice
said, .
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Aapke pas iss call k liye
balance nahi hai,
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Pappu :"Bas janeman,
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Tumse baat ho jati hai,
itna hi kafi hai.. :p :)
1 admi ka gala kharab tha...
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Wo rat 12 baje Dr. ke ghar gya...
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Dard ki wajah se bahut aahista se bola....:Dr. sahab hai ????
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Doctor ki biwi usse b ahista se boli: Nahi Hai, Aa jao..!! ;)
A man meets a friend & notices he is wearing earrings.
"When did u start wearing earrings?"
Friend: Ever since my WIFE found them in my car !!! :D
Wonderful confession by a girl
in church
She : i m in love with a boy
who is far away from me.
I m in India and he lives in uk. We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb, Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed each other
on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship through viber, I need ur blessings and good
wish. ''oh god'',
Guy besides her said :
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay, Send them through gmail, And if u r fed up with ur
husband or kids then sell them on OLX :D :P
Nurse:
Bed No. 5 Wale Patient Ka BP Teen Bar Check Kiya, Bahut High Hain !
Doctor:= Ek Bar Fhir Se Check Karo Par,
" Is bar Apne Upar Ke Dono Button Bandh Kar Lena..! " :P :X :D