Tv reporter ne zakhmi Admi se pucha,"JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?"
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Zakhmi Admi - Nahin haramzade, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, "Paaji..... Boom !!!" :P
Friend:" ye naya mobile kab liya.. ??
Pappu:" liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya hai...
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Friend:" kyo.. ??
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Pappu:" wo pagal roz roz kahti thi k,
tum mera phone nahi uthate...
Bas,,,
aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya... :D
Baap pandit se - Mera ladka bada ho ke kya
banega?
Pandit - Me tumhare ladke k room
me ek daaru ki
bottle,playboy magazine,5 rupees coin & ramayana
rakh raha hu.
Wo jo chiz pehle uthayega waisa banega. Agar wo uthayega
Ramayana- then he wil be a pandit.
Coin- then businessman
Daaru- then bad person
Magazine- then will be tied up wth lots of girls.
The boy came & took
ramayana in left hand, coin in
pocket, had a big sip frm bottle & started watching photos in magazine.
Pandit chillaaya- maar
daala rey .ye to Aasaram banega :O
Mom beti se :
Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T" Aur Jab Gale lgaye to bolna "STOP"
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2nd day Beti:
MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya,
to Maine bhi ek sath kaha ki "DON'T STOP":p
Ek Admi Ne Add Dekha,
"Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Mobile Lo".
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Wo Us Address per Gaya, Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se, Us Add K
Bare Mein
Pucha.
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Unhone Gun Nikal K Kaha,
Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
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"Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya
Mobile
Le".
Rishta wahi, soch Nayi. .
Ek Moti Aurat Ne Ghar me chori karne ghoose Chor Pakd liya Or Uske
Upar
Baith Gayi.
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Aurat Apne Naukar Se-: Ja Police Ko Bula
La.
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Naukar-: Meri Chappal Nahi Mil Rahi.
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Chor Chillaya-: Saale Meri Pehen Le
Par
Jaldi Jaa
A naked lady gets into a taxi.
The taxi driver looks at her top to bottom
repeatedly.....
Lady- haven't u seen a naked women in
ur life.....????
Driver- no mam I am just wondering
where u have kept the money to pay me.
Moral- concentrate on your work, no
matters what happens around you...
Be professional :P
?1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?
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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain! :-/ :D
Jaan Can I Touch U??
Girl: Shut-Up......................:P:P:P
LesS0n # 31
1st drink .................then think
Jaan Can I Feel Ur Heartbeats??
Girl: "Soooo Sweet"
Niyyat Wohi
Soch Nai.:p