GirL A.T.M pe Pappu se..
Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check
krna h..
Ap meri help kr do plz..
Pappu use ek zor ki laat marta h or
ladki gir jati h.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu : tera balance to bahot khaRAb hai
Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
.
Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
.
Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!
1 Professor Shadi shuda logon ko Lecture de rha tha.
.
Prof: Ap logon ma se kon chahta hai k Uski Biuwi Challaak ho jay??
.
Sub logon main se sirf 1 Aadmi ny Haath uthaya.
.
Prof: Acha to Aap Chahte hain k Aap ki B.V chaalaak ho jaye??
.
.
Aadmi: Kya???
.
.
Aadmi: Main smjha Hallaaak ho jaye.... = P = D
Saas ki demand - ladki. . . khubsurat ho,
nature acha ho, ameer ho,
... padhi likhi ho,
sanskaari ho,
ghar k sb kaam jaanti ho
bado k aage jubaan na khole
saara din kaam kre. . kabi thakke na. . . . . .
ladki ki demand: . . . . . Saas hi na ho. . simple :D:P
1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?
.
.
Churail Ki Churail Rehti Hain! :-/ :D
Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi
Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?
Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai...
Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani
ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
"Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??"
Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha
jaana hai?
Pakistani Darr kar bola: "Shri Chandigarh Sahib
Jana hai.."
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar
bola:
"Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib
laga raha hai.!"
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana
hai?
Pakistani: "Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se
lo.."
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
"Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega..
1 Admi University K Toilet Main Gaya,
Andar Seat Pe Betha to Samne Likha Hua tha...
.
.
.
.
Itna Zorr padhai pe Deta to
Aaj Kisi Achi Seat pe
Bethe Hote =D :P :D
Ek SHRABI let kar gane ga rha tha,2-3gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga
dusra shrabi:yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga
Shrabi: pehle A side thi ab B side hai.
Samosa said to Aalu: Jab main fry hota hon to tmhe cover kr k garam oil se bacha leta hon Bcoz i love u
Aalu said: Jab log tmhe fry hone k foran bad khaty hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hoon
I love u 2
Moral: - In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen
Samosa thora thanda kar k khaen
Shukriya