Ek ladka ek baba ko apna hath dikhata hai..
Baba :
Beta Tum Pay Ek Bhootni Ka Saya Hai ! O.O
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BOY:
Baba Main Thappad Mar Dunga Jo Meri GF K Baray Main Kuch Bhi Kaha To!! =D.
Santa:- Rasgulle hai
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Dukandaar:- nahi
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Santa:- dekh lunga
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Dukandaar:- (Gusse me) kya dekh lega
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Santa:- Dusri Dukaan pe jakar dekh
lunga
Ek Indian aur Ek American
dono dost the,
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Dono ek din ek chocolate store
me gaye.
Waha sab logo ko busy dekhkar
American ne 3 chocolate chura li,
Jab dono bahar aaye to American bola :- "Man I m the
best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one
saw me, u cant beat that" .
Indian replied: "You wanna see
something better, lets go back to the shop and I
will show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and
Indian said to the Shop boy :- "Do you wanna see magic....??
Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Indian said: "Give me one
chocolate bar."
The shop boy gave him one,
and he ate it.
He asked for the second,
and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and
finished that one too.
The shop boy asked: "But where
is the magic....??
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Indian replied: "Check in my
friends pocket, and you ll find them."
U can't beat an Indian Hahahha...
Gabbar: Sambha, tumhara janam kaise hua?
Sambha: Mere parents ne Usha Utthup se song gavaaya...
Sambha ho, ho, ho, ho, ho...
aur main ho gaya ;)
Ladka ladki dekhne gaya.
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Thodi der chup baithne ke bad ladka
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" English chalegi naa" ?
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Ladki sharmate hue boli:
Namkeen saath mein ho to desi b
chalti
hai ;-):-D
A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d_____...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...
Shaadi se pehle bhagwan se dua maangi thi
ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
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Saala, 'khana' mention karna hi bhool gaya!
Ladki wale: Beta-drink karte ho ?
haan Ji !
Cigarette ?
haan ji
Jua/satta ?
Haan ji
Danga-fasad ?
Haan Ji
Sari negative baatain hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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. haa ji HIV + ... ;) :P
Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zabt hai woh chhudwa do.