Joke Of The Day : Missing Wife
Man: I lost my wife.
Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!
Ladka Shadi K Bad Pehli Bar
Sasural Gya
Uski Sas N Use 7 din Tak
Subeh-Sham Palak Ki Sabzi Khilyi
8ve Din Pucha Kya Khaoge..?
Ladka-> Sasu G Khet Dikha Do Khud Hi Char
Aunga..! Hehehe :D
Damad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaye..
Gaon walo se pucha
Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?
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Gaon wale Bole: Nahi babu 1 thi , Wo bhi aap le gaye.. :'(
A lady gets pulled over for speeding
Woman: "Is there a problem,Officer?"
Officer: "Ma'am,you were speeding."
Woman: "Oh,I see."
Officer: "Can I see your license please?"
Woman: "I'd give it to you but but I don't have one."
Officer: "Don't have one?"
Woman:"Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."
Officer: "I see....Can I see your vehicle registration please."
Woman: "I can't do that."
Officer: "Why not?"
Woman: "I stole this car."
Officer: "Stole it?"
Woman: "Yes,and I killed and hacked up the owner."
Officer: "You what?"
Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: "Ma'am,could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: "Is there a problem sir?"
Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
Woman: "Murdered the owner?"
Officer 2: "Yes,could you open the trunk of your car,please."
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: "Is this your car,ma'am?"
Woman: "Yes,here are the registration papers."
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."
Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too." :p :D
Moral: Don't mess with women :p :D
Ek murgi ne baaz se shadi kar li..
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To murga bola hum mar gaye the kya?
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Murgi boli mai to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi..
Lekin mere papa chahte the ladka airforce me ho... :p :O
"PURANA BADLA"
1 khargosh Bomb le kar zoo me ghus gaya,
or awaz lagai ki
" Tum sab ke paas 1 minute ka time hai, yaha se nikalne ke liye..!!",
Kachuwa
"Waah...!! Saale Waah...!!,
Seedha Bol na ki me hi target hu..." -_-
Girl - What are you doing ?
Boy- I was doing a job with TIMEs
OF INDIA..
but now I left job.
Girl-Oh God why?
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Boy-kaun sala subah subah uthe
aur paper
daalne jaaye..
Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye
Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?
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Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,
Ander se nayi nayi ringtone sunai deti hai,
Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,
Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge
ho jata hai,
Meharbani karke ye scheme band kardo. :(
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye,
kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
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Maaji: Are Kambakht tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai,
Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho! :p