I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
He has no equal.Everyone else is better.
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...