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Insult Sms and Insult Quotes


If someon Hurts You, Ignore it
If You can't Ignore it, Forget it
If You can't Forget, Laugh at it
If You can't Laugh, You Deserve It


I Want
2
Kill U
But I Can't,Bcoz,
I.P.C.340(B)
"According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.'


i think tum zindgi main kafi aage jaoge
aage hi aage badthe chale jaoge
qu ki jahaan b jaoge loag kahange
chal chal age ho.

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Arz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah


Ap k pas dimag he,
Chalta nahi wo alg bat he

Ap smart hen,
Koi manta nahi alg bt he

Ap ameer hen,
Kanjus hen wo alg bt he

Ap shareef hen,
Lagte nahi wo alg bt he

Ap k pas cel fon he,
Cal nahi karte alg bt he

Ap smart hen,
larki nahi pati wo alg bt he

kafi izzat hai apki,
Koi karta nahi ye alg bat ha


aj temprature 47 degree hoga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per barf rakh le
kyonki bhoosa jaldi aag pakadta hai.

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aap yahan maze se SMS padh rahe ho or udhar poori janta pareshan hai.
sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke
log Ravan jalane aa gaye hain.


3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Ye 3 wala tere liye zyada sahi hai.


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" To You
Shocked ?
Actully Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha
To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon...

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