I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
He has no equal.Everyone else is better.
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.