Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.