You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.