MAN: Cut my hair short.
BARBER: How short you would like to..?
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MAN: itney chotey k meri biwi inhen pakarr na sakey,,, ;->
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)
MAN: Cut my hair short.
BARBER: How short you would like to..?
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MAN: itney chotey k meri biwi inhen pakarr na sakey,,, ;->
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)
Bartender: I Think
Uve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->
Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right??
Coz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!
husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga..
wife: to kya hua bchcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..
Wo kya cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess??
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Come on yar?
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Sukoon
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second