Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,Has k dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh K Has Rahi hai
Patni:Mai Gana Gati Hu To Tum Balcony Me Q Jatey Ho
Pati:Taki Mohalle Wale Ye N Soche Ki Mai Tera Gala Daba Raha Hu
Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko ghuma sakti hai.
Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven-!
bcos
they have already gone through hell-!!
Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head & finally does wat his wife says
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife,,,and then accepts all amendments made by her!
Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?
Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai,,,
"DHAKKAA !"
Biwi Ko Apni Palko P Bitha Lo
De K Khushi
Uske Sare Gam Chura Lo
Pyar Aisa Karo
K Sab Dekhte Rah Jye
Padosan bhi Aa K Kahe
Muje B Apni Biwi Bana Lo.
Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.