A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt
At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled:
"How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?"
The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great!
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The
Corner Of One Eye =P ;->
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I 2 wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have
a new 1 everyday.
Pati-Hypnotise Karna Kya Hota Hai?
Patni-Kisi Ko Aapne Control Me Kar K Aapni Marzi K Kaam Karwana
Pati-Chal Jhuti Use To Shadi Kehte he
Marriage may b made in heaven,,, Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
Pati Patni me Jhagde ke baad Pati ne Kagaj Pe Likha Mujhe 6 Baje Jaga Dena
Patni ne Subah Kagaj pe likh diya 6 Baj Gaye he Uth Jao.
Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".
Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge