Wife: Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.
Husb: Don't worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!
Wife: Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai :)
Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hyn----
Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?
Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ?
Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha
Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ?
Husband: Haan ...
Wife: Koii Nahi ...
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Dost: Biwi se Jhagra Solve hua kya?
Papu : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
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Papu : Boli Bed k Neche se Nikal Aa, Ab Nahi Marungi :P hahahaha
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don't discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home.
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- No chance for u to survive :P :D
Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can't sale untill u have a prescription
Man showed his Marriage Certificate
Chemist: pappu, vaddi bottle day sir noo
Romantic comment
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, "I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?"
Husband replied, "Your eyesight is still excellent" :P
Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala,
Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai
Ise Murjane Mat Dena
:-P ;-) :-D
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke.
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha.
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?.
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naagin lipti ho.