Agar aapki wife aapka kaha nahi manti to..
.
.
.
.
. to..
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti.. ... :D :P
Wife : Tum Mujhe apne Sath Thailand Kyun Nahi le Jate..?? =/
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Husband : Are Pagli,
Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin Le kar jata hai..?? ;) x)
Biwi ko thpad marne k bad,
Pati bola- aadmi use hi mrta hai
jise wo pyar krta hai,
Biwi ne bhi 2 khich k mare or boli-
aap kya smjte ho mai Apse pyar nhi karti. :P
Aurat ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband ki Talash me Aur
=
=
=
=
baqi Aadhi oos ki Talaashi me guzar jati hai !!!
Husband: "Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?"
No answer
Husband ask again But...
No answer
Then again he ask
Wife: "Nahi kaha janu. please, ab bhonkna band krdo.
Patni Ne Ek Din Pyar Se Apni Pati Se Puchha
Patni: "Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho,
Beer Pite Ho To Darling,
Par Aaj Bhootni Kyu ?"
Pati: "Aaj Maine Sprite Pee Hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas"
Biwi: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyaar nahi karte jaise Shahrukhkhan Kajol se film me karta hai.
Husband: Woh Pyaar karne ke 5cr leta hai, par tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye:'(
"Aaj ka Suvichar"
Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai,
Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai !
Aur
Jo nahi darte hai,
Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;)
Bivi ne Kurti utari,
Sexy Nazron se Santa ki Taraf Dekhte huye....Salwar bhi Uttar k Boli- Pata Hai Na, Kya karna Hai ? :)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA- Ghanta !!!!!
MAI RAAT KO KAPDE NAHI DHOUNGA... Itni Sardi Hai :(