HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
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Moral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE.... :P
wife to husband:::: ap jab daru peeke aate ho to muje paaro bulate ho
jab beer peeke aate ho to darling bulate ho
aj kya peekr aaye ho ki muje chudayl bula rahe ho
husband::::: aj m sprite peekr aaya hu isliye
SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS
Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love
U"
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up" :/
Patni :- Khidki me parde lagwa do............... .....
Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai ...............
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Pati :- Ek baar theek se dekh lene do ..
woh khud hi parde lagwa lega :p ;)
Doctor: Howz your headache now..??
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Patient: Ohh...!! She is out of town... :P
"Naye Zamane ki wife"
Husband: Begum ek cup chaye bna do na,
Wife: kyaaaaaaa? Zara phir se kehna,
Husband: meny kaha g ek cup chaye bana dun apko?? :-)
Isko kahte hai BHAYANAK BEIZZATI-
Wife - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera gunghat uthaya
toh kaisa mehsoos kiya??????
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Pappu - Maa kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
"Shhh...Phir Koi Hai" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.........
A couple in Art Gallery saw a picture Of a Girl coverd by leaves.
Husband keeps on watching.
Wife:Ab chalna hai ya aaandhi ka intizaar kar len :p
Husband: Agar Operation me Mujhy kuch ho
jaye to tum usi Doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyon keh rahe ho?
Husband: Tou kya Doctor ko maaf kar doon...