Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: And where are you going?
Wife: I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing.
Wife: And where do you think your going?
Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife: And what about the kids?
Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother
Man got a call from unknown number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u..??
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Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ??
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Man:" Yes, but who R u..??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar
aaja..
What is wife??
Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Bivi Se.
Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta Hoon Aur Bivi Meri .
Teacher :
Mai School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se Sunta Hn .
Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghr Mein Nokar .
Judge :
Main Court May Faisle Sunata Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar.
{''FaisLa Aap k Haath Mein Hai Kanware Raho Khush Raho No Wife Easy Life''}
Jo Shadi Kr Chuke Hai Woh Sabar Karein , Jin Ki Nahin Hui Woh Shukr Krein ..
Issued In Public Interest
Husband: Raja Dasarath ko 3
Rani
thi....
Wife: To Kya..?
Husband: To main 2 Shaadiya
aur
kar sakta hun..
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Wife: Draupadi ka naam suna
hai ?
Husband: Tu bhi Na Pagli Dil
pe le leti Hai......
SHADI par WO boli: AAP ho MERE "PRANNATH" AUR mein APPKE "CHARNO KI DASI".
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SHADI ke BAAD wo HO gaya "CHARANDAS" aur WO hogayi "PRANO KI PYASSI" :P :D
True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!! :p :D
Wife (seeing stars): btao wo
kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh
sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? .
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Husband: nahi mai nahi
btaunga. .
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Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . .
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Husband : Tera muh ...xd
Husband aur wife mein baatcheet band thi,
subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..
usne raat ko paper par likha,"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena"
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aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh
diya.. .
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge"..:P
Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.. ??
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Husband:"office me bohat kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu...and u
sweet heart.. ??
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wife:"mai club me tere piche khadi hu...:p :O :D