Wife to Husband:" Mai Ghar nahi aa sakti....
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye "
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After 1hour,
She calls back :
"Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi" :D
Ek admi ki shadi hui,
Dost se Mashwra liya k apni BV ka DiL kese jitu ?
Frnd: Us k pas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwa us k muh pe mar k kehna:
Agar tum kaho to ye adat bhi chor sakta hun :->
Us ne jaa kr esa hi kia.
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BV ne sun kar jawab dia:
"NAi its 0k. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna he :-O
Wife shopping kar k aayi tu
husband ne darwaza khola
wife:Ye dabba utha lo
husband:Is main zarur mere khanay ki cheez hogi
wife:Han mere jootain hain.
Husband- dubai ja raha hu...
Wife- mere liye jewellery lana...
Husband- singapore ja raha hu....
Wife- mere liye cosmetics lana...
Husband- london ja raha hu...
Wife- perfumes leke aana...
Husband- narak mein ja raha hu...
Wife- Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai...
Bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!!
Wife: mai har roz puja karti hun kaash ek din Shree Krishna ke darshan ho jaye.
Husband: Ek baar Meerabai ban ke zahar peele, Shree Krishna kya, sare bhagwano ke darshan ho jayenge
Height of kaminapan
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Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne
patik sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par
wo nahi maani... :P :D
Wife- Tum Meri Taraf face
Karke Soya Karo Ji. . .
Mujhe Raat Ko Darr Lagta Hai
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Husband-very Smart ,
Aur mai Chahe Darr Darr Ke Mar Jau..
Shaadi se pehle bhagwan se dua maangi thi
ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
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Saala, 'khana' mention karna hi bhool gaya!
Her MARD ka khawab:
Fit Salary
5 Bedroom House
4 Wheel Gaari
2 Pyary Bachay
1 Black Berry
2 Cute Girl Friends
Aur
1 Goongi Biwi :-D