Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
A recently fired
stock trader said
"This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife"
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it"
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janutum nahi to mai nahi, mai nahi to tum nahi
*Love after Marriage*
Aj tu nahi ya main nahi
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tum par thopa jayega..
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.