Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janaze k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab huwa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend
before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?
Wife :Abbe gin ne to De.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhool gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhoola deta hai
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Hey Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"
Friends Are like Priya Gold Biscuit Haq Se
maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Ek admi adhi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do