It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe
your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married
her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana
Wife: wo Q?
Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hain
Husband: God ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: God ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.