One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple
A woman does not have a wife..!
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you'd ordered that..
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel.
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never
come.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Santa:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.