Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world
crying
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT
PUCHNA..
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admi:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
There was a lover
who said that he would go
through hell for her.
They got married-now
he is going through hell !!
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.