Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao
Wife: Jb Tm Desi Sharab Peete Hoto Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho
Jb Whisky Peete Ho To Darling,
Aaj Kia Piya Hai Jo Chudail Keh Rahe Ho..?
Husband: Aj Me Hosh Me Hun.
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked "Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri he!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hoon"
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!