Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kyon de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fahmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fahmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
Wife:I will die.
Husband:I will also die.
Wife:why will you die?
Husband:because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage
certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter
how impossible, I look at your picture and the
problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: Wo samane jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of
interesting!!!
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayenge?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas