What's the difference b/w
"Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?"
Both Of them can make you
"SICK"
But at least The Cigarettes come with a
Warning
When a girl goes bad ,,,men go right after her.
The best relation ever is between two eyes
"They blink together"
"Move together"
"Cry together"
"See together"
&
"Sleep together"
STILL
"they never see each other directly"
BUT
"When they see a girl"
One will blink and Other will not!
"Moral of the story"
A girl can break any kind of relationship.
A poem by every girl
Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghussey ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho
TRAGEDIES OF
GIRLS LIFE
1- Good Boys r Not
Good Looking =P
2- Good Looking Boys
r Not Good Boys =D
3- Good Looking n Good
Boys r Not Single =S
4- Good Looking, Good
n Single Boys Have
Hitler Mothers
Girls r special ones created by god
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
if u dont, u r not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl !
A New Added element to the Periodic Table.
Element Name:GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
Physical Properties..
-boils at anything
-can freeze at anytime
-melts if handled wid love n care
-very bitter if mis handled
Chemical Properties.
-very reactive
-highly unstable
-posses strong affinity for gold n silver
-money reducing agent
-volatile when left alone
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
Why do girls spend
so much time on
improving their LOOKS
and not their MIND?
Because they know that
boys are STUPID
but not BLIND.