How Guys feel sorry after hurting their G.f.
1st day - sorry
2nd day- sorry plz
3rd day- just talk to me once baby
4th day- pls listen na baby
pls pls...
5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
6th day- I'll die without you agar tune baat nai ki toh. . .
7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. Sarpe nachti hain mere, tu hi paeda hui hai missworld !
Bandariya kahin ki...
hutt..
8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite :P
Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No.. Boy desperately
asks :
PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya ?
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Boy: Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl: Ab chhoro bhi..
Boy: Arrrrey... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu..
Hahaha.. :D
Girlfriend Setting Password for Her Laptop with Boyfriend Sitting Beside Her...
She Types "BRAIN" as Password...Boyfriend fells Off His Chair Laughing B'coz Laptop Replied: "TOO SMALL..:p
b/f - agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaunga ...
g/f - tum dursi shadi to nai karoge ?
b/f - pagal ka kya hai , kuch b kar sakta hai.....!
[group of boys laughing in a lecture]
Lecturer's reaction-
"you boys are making noise, GET OUT & your attendence will not be marked"!!
[group of girls laughing]
Lecturer's reaction-
"Arey kya baatein ho rahi hai aaj?kyun itna hassa za raha hai,zara hamein bhi to bataiye!!"
Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha - "Ek sawal ka jawab do..
Patna kahan hai ?''
Ladki- ''Bihar mein.''
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Boys~ ''yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai.!'' ;) :P
Height Of Shock :
A Boy After Spending dinner Time With His Girlfriend, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag!!
He Asked : Is He Your Ex Boyfriend ??
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Girlfriend Kissed Him & Said :"No Dear, That's Me Before Surgery!!"
Propose in New Style
Boy To Girl- Mai Apse pyaar Karta Hu.
Grl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi H
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Boy- Fir Behen Ban K Apni Kisi Saheli Se Bat Kra De :D:p
BOYZ R BOYZ Kabhi NAA Sudherne ki Kasam khai hui hai:p