Boy:- Meri Gf banogi....??
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Gal-Mere parents allow ni krte
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Boy:- Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai kya....??.:p :DD :D
Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
"Bhai Saaab.." :O :P :D
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai
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Boyfreind :- Tum jaldi se khana kha lo, wo apni plet pehchan gaya hai ;) ;) :P :D
Ek ladka ladki se ishara kar ke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai-
ek baar
aaja
aaja
aaja
aaja
aa ja....!:P
Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha
kar raha tha.
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. Ladki: Tumhe pata hai,
peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Hum Khandani
Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peeche mera Baap aa raha hai..
1 Lerki apne boy friend ko USB de ker boli :-O
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Is main Mere ko Facebook Daal ke Diyoo :D:D lolx
Levels of Attitude
Boy : Hi !! :)
Girl (showing attitude) : Do I know you -_-
Boy (in COOL TONE) : Teri itni aukaat kahan B) :D
Gf- Am too fed up from our daily fights I just wanna break up wid u..
Bf- Ok but first take dis chocolate ..
Gf- Aawwww so u dont want me to go, manaa rahe ho mujhe chocolate deke... :)
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Bf- Nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam karne se pehle muh meetha kar lena chahiye.. :P
Bf on call- Hey Swtheart Kya Kr Rahi Ho. . ?
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Gf Meri Tabiyat Kharaab H Janu,
Sone Ja Rahi Hu or
Tum . ? .
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Bf- Me Cinema Hall Me Tere Piche Baitha hu
KAMINI . . :D :P ^_^