Grls status on fb -
"Wo Bewafa Nikla"
Comments by Guys.....
1. Dear wo apke layak tha hi nahi
2. Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3. Humne to pahle hi kaha sab mere jaise nahi hote
4. Kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chalega bharosa kya hai
5. Jo bhi hua acha hi hua dont worry sweetu
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Guys status on fb -
"wo Bewafa Nikli"
Comments by close friend
1. Saale teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai
2. Tere se bas aaj tak koi pati hai??
3. Tujh jaiso se bhi ladki pategi...
4. Usse teri Namardi ka pata chal gaya hoga
5. Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uske no. mujhe de .... :D xD :O
Ladki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Ladka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai...
suppose karo...
ladka=cement
Ladki=rait
love = pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
Ladki (hans ke) : Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdoor lagta hai
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Boy- haan :)
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Boy- oye..
Pyaar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte! :p ;) :D
Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha He Kitney ka Liya ?
Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta He.
Girl: Wow,, Race Me Kitne Log The?
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Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:) :-D :-D
BF: Baby, I heard you failed in English, how is it
possible?
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GF: Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you?? :O
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BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh Gaya! :-P:D
GF : Kal Mera Birthday He.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF : Kya Gift doge?
BF : Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
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BF: Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi He...:P
Style 0f Break up
Boy ne apni G.f ko Rocket Gift kiya
G.f:
Wat d Hell is dis?
Boy:
Tujay Chand Taare Chahiye thay na,
is
Par Baith Or Nikal Shabash... =P
A girl asked a boy - Why we fall in a relationship
when we know that some day it will end...Boy- I
will answer you...... But first tell me why do we live
when we know that some day we will die...
Perfect bezzati ;-)
Girl : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
boy : Awwww ... Yes !
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girl : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me... :-P :-D