Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hii
friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. Leke
diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh le,,...!!!....humse
kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi ki....;D ;D
Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho ??
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Awesome reply by girl :
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To kya 2-4 peg k liye gender change karwau..?:p ;)
1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli, "Kya main uski jagah le skti hu......??"
Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo :P
Two lovers ek plate me PANI- PURI kha rahe the.
Ek Dusre ki aankho me aankhe daal ke.
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Girl - (pyar se) aise kyu dekh rahe ho
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Boy - ek do toh mujhe bhi kha lene de kamini :D :-P
bhukkad kahIn ki :D
Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :p
Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai :D
girl :- my janu baby .. shona ..
ye personal or secret me kya difference hota hai ??
boy:- tum meri gf ho ye personal hai . .
nd teri behen b meri gf hai ye secret hai . . . :D :O
Gf shockss boy rocks ... ;)
Girl to boy: Baby say you Love me.
Boy: No response.
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Girl: Say you Love me please.
Boy: No Response.
Girl: (Crying) Please say you Love me.
Boy: Okay Okay "You Love Me" :-P :-D
Drama king
Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
Magic..??
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Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!!
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Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D
Girl:
Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kissi ne nahi kiya ho.
Boy:
(slapped d girl)
kamini, i luv u..
Kutti,
Saali,
Shaadi kar mujhse aur tabah karde mujhe!! .. :d :O