Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!
Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.
Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)
New style of proposing.
Boy: Can I take ur photo.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.
If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Boys use d word frndshp to start love. Girls use d same word to end love.
Same word But diffrnt Attitude !!
Ye Jo HAsinao Ke Baal Hote He!
Ye larke Fasane Ke Jaal Hote He!
In Hasinao ne najaane kittno ko is jaal me fasa ke inka KHOON piya hoga!
Isliye to Inke HOOTH Laal Hote He!!
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION
It's a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he's flirt,
If girl is silent, she's feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he's being rude
If girls walk in a group it's a group,
If a boy walk in a group it's GANG!