Boy: darling humare pyar k bary mein kisi ko mat batana
Girl: tumhari behan ko tu zaror bataon gi kameeni kehti thi k koi kuta hi ho ga jo tujh se pyar kary ga
Boy : you know, I had a dream about you! :)
Girl : Awwwwww ! howw sweet!
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Boy : You died :P
hehe :D
Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se insult bhi ho jaati hai, so Dnt give too much lectures
Boy:Ro kyun rhi ho?
Girl:Mere Marks kam aye hai.
Boy:bata kitne aye hai?
Girl:sirf 94%.
Boy:Khuda ka khouff kr zalim. Itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate hai!!
SHORT STORY
boy Purpose to A Girl
Boy- I love U
Girl- sandal Marungi
Boy- fir mukka b khayegi :P
Hahahahaha THE END :D
A VERY DEEP THOUGHT:
Worst Enemy To A Girl Will Be A Girl
But D Best Friend To A Boy Vll Always Be A Girl.
Great Contrast But Very True:)
Dear Gals
If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Jst 2Txt u Bak
Marry Him
Dear Boys
If A Gal Ruins Her Wet NAIL POLISH Just 2 Txt u Bak
Marry Her
Boy: I Love You.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya? Boy: Oh Ho Propose Kiya Nai K Gift Maangna Shuru:P
Boy: Look Into My Eyes. What Do U See? Girl: True Love.
Boy: O Andhi! Itna Bara Baal Nazar Nai Aya? Nikal,,, Bari Aai True Love Ki Bachi ;-)