A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy on whether she likes him or not..
But a boy takes 3 sec
1st sec : yaar !! dekh kya item hai...:P
2nd sec : Aye!!! Haye kitni soni aawaz hai.. :P
3rd sec : kasam se yar !!! Is se b pyar ho gaya :P
ye to haaal hai larkon ka huh :D
Girl to boy: Baby say you Love me.
Boy: No response.
Girl: Say you Love me please.
Boy: No Response.
Girl: (Crying) Please say you Love me.
Boy: Okay Okay "You Love Me" :-P :-D
A boy said to girl " i love u"
but the girl replied : sorry, i love someone else
boy in sad mood looked at the girl n said
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bataun teri maa ko??:p:D
Gf aur bf dono Market me Gaye
Ek larkay ne hello kia?:]
Bf: k0n tha wo???
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Girl: tum dimagh mat kharab kro, abi usse b btana hai tum k0n ho!!!
Girlfriend Setting Password for Her Laptop with Boyfriend Sitting Beside Her
She Types "BRAIN" as Password ,,Boyfriend fells Off His Chair Laughing B'coz Laptop Replied: "TOO SMALL" :p
Girl: I love you
Boy: Main bhi tumse
i love u kahu, to kya karogi
Girl: Khushi se mar jaaungi.
Boy: Ja pagli nahi kehta
JEE LE apni zindgi :D :D
Boy; Do u like me?
Girl; NO (boy got sad)
Girl; Y r u sad?
Boy; coz U don't like me:(
Girl; U never Askd me if i love u?
Boy; Awwww! Do u love me?
Girl; No;)
DOUBLE BEZZTI :D
Boy: Marry me. ?
Girl: Do you have a house. ?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you have a BMW car. ?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary. ?
Boy: No salary, but
Girl: No but. You have nothing,, How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche,, Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS,,
Girl: Why is my name on your Facebook status every 2 minutes ?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind ? And honestly, it's always you