boy to girl: mera dil mobile ha or ap uski sim ha
girl: schiii ?? :))
boy: ziada khush na ho agr koi achi scheme aai to sim chng kr lu ga :D
BOY: Darling! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe,
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Girl: Idhar udhar kahan likhte ho?
Agar sacha pyar karte ho to seedhe apne property ke paper pe likho! :-P :->
Proposal of a 3rd class boy to 9th class girl.
Boy: I love you. ?
Girl: Stupid I m older than you. :@
Boy: I m madly in love with you :(
Girl: Get lost :/
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Boy: Didi Plz :P:D
On the set of KBC..
A guy got stuck on a Rs.1 crore question., He uses phone-a-friend Lifeline and chooses his girl friend to ask da answer.
Amitabh - Hey you've got 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
Boy reads out the question and options.
Girl - Mil gaya time tumhe fone karne ka
mujhe tumse koi baat ni karni.....byeee..!!!! :P :P
Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !!
Girl (angrily) : Why is it so, means you enjoy??
Boy: No because thats the only moment you hug me as tightly as you can
Apni grlfrnd k samne dusri larkion ko kaisy dekhen ?
First Drink , then Think
Boy: tum ne Us Larki Ko Dekha,,, Wo Kapre UsKo Bilkul Suit Nhi Krty
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Girl: saaly kaminy... Tu to chata hai k larkian kapry hi na pehnen,,,,
Moral: Larki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pi li Thi
univ of freshiology
A SWEET STORY :-
Girl's Version:
First Day : I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench :/
Second Day : Saw the same idiot getting punished :p
Third Day : He was fighting with
a Boy... hunhhh... idiot !!
Fourth Day : I couldn't find him...Where is he ??
Boy's Version:
First day : When I opened my eyes... I saw her... her smile :)
Second day : I got punished so that I could see her all the while :D
Third Day : A boy said something about liking her :@
Fourth Day : I was sitting on the last bench... 'n she turned to
find me... 'n We smiled :)
Girls Express Their Feelings
With Gussa And Tears !!
&
Guys Express Their Feelings
Wid sutta & Beers ;-)
Full form of GIRL
G - Gussa hamesha naak pe
I - Innocent sirf shakal se
R - Rone ki automatic machine
L - Ladai mein sabki naani..
FuLL form Of BOyS
B - Badmashiyon mein sab se aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah rAAt mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - ShAreef SiRf MaA BaAp K AaGe