Wedding speech from girl to her in laws:
"My dear new family, I thank u for welcoming me in my new house, Firstly I
must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines,
Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it, Those cooking
must keep cooking, Those cleaning must keep cleaning, I'll not disturb anybody's routine,
So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to
eat BUN, have FUN & entertain your SON" :P:D
Zaalim Haseena:
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BOY-
I love u..
I Can't live widout u..
Mar jaunga..
Mit jaunga..
Tere pyaar mai fanna ho jaunga..
GIRL-
Hmmmm..
Dekh lo Tumhe jaisa theek lage...:p xD
Ek ladka Bike pe Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekhne k chakkr me Achanak Gir Pada..
Ladki-Oh My God!
Lgi To Ni
Boy-Arey ni Pagli..!
Hum To Utarte hi Aise hai
Girl-(short clothes pehan ke)- main young lag rahi hu na
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Boy-Ye bhi utaar do..
New born baby lagogi.. =D
Boy : Is this your first kiss ? . . . . .
Girl(angrily): OFCOURSE IT IS..!! :O
why do all you guys always ask the same question ?
How Guys feel sorry after hurting their G.f.
1st day - sorry
2nd day- sorry plz
3rd day- just talk to me once baby
4th day- pls listen na baby
pls pls...
5th day- plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse
6th day- I'll die without you agar tune baat nai ki toh. . .
7th day - 36 ladkiya tere jaisi.. Sarpe nachti hain mere, tu hi paeda hui hai missworld !
Bandariya kahin ki...
hutt..
8th day - baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite :P
Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No.. Boy desperately
asks :
PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya ?
:p
Boy: Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl: Ab chhoro bhi..
Boy: Arrrrey... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu..
Hahaha.. :D
Girlfriend Setting Password for Her Laptop with Boyfriend Sitting Beside Her...
She Types "BRAIN" as Password...Boyfriend fells Off His Chair Laughing B'coz Laptop Replied: "TOO SMALL..:p