Two lovers ek plate me PANI- PURI kha rahe the.
Ek Dusre ki aankho me aankhe daal ke.
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Girl - (pyar se) aise kyu dekh rahe ho
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Boy - ek do toh mujhe bhi kha lene de kamini :D :-P
bhukkad kahIn ki :D
Dear Boyfrnd:
When i was sad u were there.
When i was crying u were there.
Wen i was unhappy u were there.
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now i understood k Beta sari
Fasaad ki jarr tu hi hai..
FACT:
Girls can gossip about someone for hours
and in the end say..
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"Choro hamien kya?" :O
Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :p
Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai :D
girl :- my janu baby .. shona ..
ye personal or secret me kya difference hota hai ??
boy:- tum meri gf ho ye personal hai . .
nd teri behen b meri gf hai ye secret hai . . . :D :O
Gf shockss boy rocks ... ;)
Girl to boy: Baby say you Love me.
Boy: No response.
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Girl: Say you Love me please.
Boy: No Response.
Girl: (Crying) Please say you Love me.
Boy: Okay Okay "You Love Me" :-P :-D
Drama king
Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
Magic..??
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Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!!
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Girlfriend : "WHOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D
Girl:
Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kissi ne nahi kiya ho.
Boy:
(slapped d girl)
kamini, i luv u..
Kutti,
Saali,
Shaadi kar mujhse aur tabah karde mujhe!! .. :d :O
Grls status on fb -
"Wo Bewafa Nikla"
Comments by Guys.....
1. Dear wo apke layak tha hi nahi
2. Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3. Humne to pahle hi kaha sab mere jaise nahi hote
4. Kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chalega bharosa kya hai
5. Jo bhi hua acha hi hua dont worry sweetu
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Guys status on fb -
"wo Bewafa Nikli"
Comments by close friend
1. Saale teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai
2. Tere se bas aaj tak koi pati hai??
3. Tujh jaiso se bhi ladki pategi...
4. Usse teri Namardi ka pata chal gaya hoga
5. Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uske no. mujhe de .... :D xD :O