Wonderful confession by a girl
in church
She : i m in love with a boy
who is far away from me.
I m in India and he lives in uk. We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb, Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed each other
on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship through viber, I need ur blessings and good
wish. ''oh god'',
Guy besides her said :
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay, Send them through gmail, And if u r fed up with ur
husband or kids then sell them on OLX :D :P
Girls Fall In Love With Guys Who
Have Ability to Make Them Smile,
and
Guys Fall In Love With Girls Who
Have Ability To Make Them Cry
Girlfriend to boyfriend
Girlfriend - Mai apki yaad
main Apke Letters K
Stamp Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu Unhe Apke LipS
Ne Chhua Hoga
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Boyfriend - Par Mai To
Unhe Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha
physics student proposing a
chemistry Girl: I love u more than an electron
wants to attract proton....
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Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna
conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,
is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar
dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey,
Kambakht,
Graphite ki aulad:-P =D;)
For aLL GirLs...
Koi Larka Humay Thukra Day Humay Koi Gham Nahi...
Koi Larka Humay Thukra Day Humay Koi Gham Nahi...
Array ! Us Larkay Ki 'Maa' Ki...
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Kismat Phuti Jiski Bahuu Hum Nahi. ;)
Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hii
friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. Leke
diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh le,,...!!!....humse
kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi ki....;D ;D
Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho ??
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Awesome reply by girl :
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To kya 2-4 peg k liye gender change karwau..?:p ;)
1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli, "Kya main uski jagah le skti hu......??"
Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo :P
GIRLS POEM..
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Husband hamara aisa ho..
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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Gusse ka wo light ho..
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Jab saas se meri fight ho,
kahe jaanu tum hi RIGHT ho. :p :D
wah wah kya bat hai.